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Hey Hope You all are enjouing the site!!!
Stupid BUT cute Pickup lines to use on your sweetie
Sweetie, it's not the hydraulics that makes the car jump, it's the action in the car.
While I was rescuing someone from a motor vehicle accident, he said, “Hey baby, wanna play doctor?â€
Are you a vet? 'Cause you keep staring at my puppies.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven??
I love you.
Why is it I gotta climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you gotta do is smile to get me?
If a million people sat a million typewriters for a million years, they would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking in my garden forever.
I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you... and I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop.
(Take out a 1$ bill):
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
(kiss them)
Oops, guess I lost.
Offer a single rose and say: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
I'll never know if it is truly impossible for me to stop thinking about you... because I''ll never try.
A guy tells you he has something to give to you, and he holds out his hand, and you open his hand up and nothing is there. You say, "What is it"?" He says, "It's my breath that you took away from me."
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
This is My Favorite ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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I lost my teddy....
Can I sleep with you tonight??? ;)
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